Will Boat for Food Blog Series Part 2: Barnacles Restaurant

A Culinary Adventure around Useppa Island  

We turn our sights south for our next gastronomic exploration, to our neighboring island of Upper (or North) Captiva.  Bridgeless like Useppa but having shores along the Gulf of Mexico and Pine Island Sound, Upper Captiva is home to 400+- beach houses, ranging from the bohemian to top shelf, all kind of mixed together. We can see this island and Captiva Pass, from the south and west shores of Useppa Island.

Barnacles on Upper Captiva

Today we visited a local icon of truly laid-back island dining, Barnacles Restaurant, but everybody still calls it Barnacle Phil’s. Phil has been gone for years now, but it was his creation. Most visitors dine under the huge palm-thatched tiki hut, seated on wooden picnic benches. From this vantage point one can watch the boats come in to dock, which is frequently excellent entertainment as well as a lesson about marital relations or, how not to have any (never raise your voice to the first mate, even if you crush several pilings).

Outdoor Seating at Barnacles

The restaurant also has inside dining and the demands of modernity have caused it to be air conditioned. We remember when it had no A/C, and it could get so hot in there they had to build a tiki hut where you could cool off. This improved the view, too.

Barnacle’s is known for their black beans, and I have had plenty of them. They are very good. But today seemed more like an All American Day, and usually that means a burger for me. But, being an adventurous diner I decided to go international. They call it the Barnacle Dog, a tasty ¼ pound wiener smothered in internationally famous Black Beans. With chopped onions of course. And French Fries. How international can you get? An American adopted German sausage, Spanish black beans, and potatoes with a French influence. Yes sir, I know how to mix’em up! Like an international gourmet tour in one basket. Yum!

The gotta try Barnacle Dog!

No fruity drink with this lunch-it is totally about the cold beer.

And guess what? Mary had the salad, with grilled shrimp. Said it was really good.

Even the salads at Barnacles are delicious!

Located in Safety Harbor, Barnacles is a 12-minute boat ride, well within our 20 minute goal.